Diving Disc

The act of inserting a frisbee disc HORIZONTALLY into someone’s anus. As the anal cavity may not be large enough, smaller “practice” objects may be needed to increase the circumference of the cavity.

I gave Jacob a diving disc last weekend. He nutted in 3 seconds.

by Divingdiscaholic September 12, 2018

Diving Catch

This tends to happen with girls who are real troopers. They need the load to be in their mouth-holes at all times. The man fires inaccurately 30 inches in either direction and if the girl has the right reflexes she will make a diving catch. With this term, all sperm cells must land within the mouth-hole to create a true diving catch.

Sally was a real trooper. I must have fired it 30 inches to the left or right and she still caught every sperm cell in her mouth-hole with a diving catch.

by Dr. Papanak October 18, 2020

Divide and conquer

A group approach to the solution of a problem by breaking it down and having members of the group solve different parts of the problem simultaneously. Rooted from the historic strategy of powerful empires/rulers separating their enemies among themselves before attacking them; separating a large army into smaller divisions to be able to defeat each smaller portion at a time.

*Working on group school project* "Let's divide and conquer this thing. Let's break it down into four parts and all four of us can pick one to do."

by Day Lovell November 15, 2021

Crack Diving

When two single beds are pushed together to create a double bed with a crack down the middle, to crack dive is to spend the night in the crack.

Don't worry guys, I'll go crack diving tonight.

by spoonjar August 22, 2017

Divine Shield

World of Warcraft Paladin ability. Colloquially referred to as "bubbling", due to the bubble-like appearance of the shield.

Instantly conjures a magical barrier around the caster which makes them basically invincible, unless you're a Priest with Mass Dispel. Even the Warlock's Chaos Bolt, which is supposed to punch through just about anything, is rendered useless against this technique. Lasts twelve seconds.

Infamous for its use as a last-resort maneuver. That is, when a Paladin is getting his sorry ass handed to him, he'll bubble up, utilizing his invulnerable state to either heal or run (often through the aid of a Hearthstone, called "bubble-hearthing").

When a Paladin bubbles and tries to heal, you mind as well bandage yourself, keep your distance, and evade if he comes for you, since there's nothing you can do to him.

Good news is, the cooldown is pretty long, so they'll only be able to use it once during your combat if they've got it ready. Plus, healing drains mana, which a paladin needs to execute any of his powerful attacks. So the longer you can survive, the better off you'll be.

Most non-Paladins frown upon bubbling, especially the ones that don't know what to do when it happens.

See also Bubbleboy.

Rogue: I've almost got you, you bastard!

Paladin: Oh, hell, oh, hell! HP low! *Divine Shield, initiates Greater Heal.*

Rogue: FFS! *Bandage, Vanish.*

by ShAdOwZ March 26, 2009

Diving Board Effect

When a male's penis slips out of a tight vagina and proceeds to bounce up and down for a period of time

I was fucking this chick after prom and her pussy was so tight it made my dick slip out and flung up and down causing a diving board effect

by Jose Querrhole May 30, 2009

Divine Cockblock

When the whole universe and through coincidences has a unsuspecting person cockblock you a single or multiple times.

Person 1: Yeah I brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he cockblocked me without even knowing.

Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.

by A Person Who Thinks April 24, 2010