Disturbated

Getting disturbed while masturbating.

I was just masturbating in the bathroom when my mother walked in. So I got disturbated.

by Donkeywithnumbers June 23, 2014

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distortionate

A level of obesity and incredibly high tissue mass so audaciously out of control that it takes the "proportion" out of "disproportionate"

Hannah is a distortionate mass of flesh and adipose tissue

by #aesthetics March 4, 2015

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distreption

A distraction within a distraction within a distraction. Distraction + inception = distreption.

I'm on my fourth level of distreption right now.

by grapplegabbler November 16, 2016

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When a bully or a narker makes a statement about themselves to distract others from a fact or truth someone just said --- by the time the bully / narker is done speaking, everyone has forgotten what was previously discussed...much like extreme weather changes, it leaves people confused and can cause physical headaches and nausea.

Dammit! --- Martin did it again --- his distractoid about his role as a brand champion made us forget the topic at hand, and, strangely, everyone was a little nauseous after he spoke....the meeting was quickly adjourned.

by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

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distrosimping

Simping on a distro. Most distrosimps simp on Ubuntu and trash on Manjaro or Gentoo for example

normal person: Manjaro is my favorite distro!
distrosimp: *blocks him on discord*
normal person: wow he keeps distrosimping

by some huy October 17, 2020

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distance learning

(n) staring at a teacher on a computer screen instead of going to in-person school because the schools are closed; getting an education from teachers through Zoom calls; going to Zoom school

Distance learning sucks because everyone is getting headaches from too much screen time and it is difficult to learn from teachers who are teaching from the computer instead of in the classroom. Some kids like distance learning because they can log-on with their cameras turned off and play video games all day instead of doing their school work.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 4, 2020

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