New Years Disaster

When you get really fucked up at new years party and have a great time. Maybe even hit on a couple ladies with some big titties and tell them why you can't have contacts. Then you go down the stairs to relax with some people before the ball drops. Then a little freshman drunk out of their mind comes down the stairs, despite you carefully avoiding and evading her the ENTIRE night. She then sits on your lap and your locked in with no way of getting out of hooking up with her. You then tell her you have no desire in hooking up with her anymore. And she then begins to flip out and spits in your eyeball. Then when the ball drops she turns into an animal and attacks your face with her mouth, I can only make the comparison of her having a seizure in your mouth. Then you leave because your disgusted at what happened, and she goes home and throws up, unfortunately you remember everything that happened in every single detail possible, and she remembers nothing. Especially the spitting in the eyeball. I forgot to mention she also punches you in the stomach like a little ninja, drunk of course.

"Yeah my new years sucked, I had a new years disaster. I had spit in my eye for hours, and pain in my stomach."

by Nard Dog Bitch February 14, 2010

purple monkey dishwasher

Originating from an episode of the Simpsons (episode 2F19 "The PTA Disbands")
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker

-'Jeezus!! who the hell ate the last jos louis?'
- 'purple monkey dishwasher?'

by whiskymack July 14, 2004

Dishwasher

Woman

Male 1: Damn, my dishwasher won't let me put a load in it.
Male 2: I think it's broken, replace it.
Male 1: You're right, I'll find another one.

by Mania68plus1 October 25, 2020

Beautiful Disaster

The MySpace title and/or username fat ugly chicks use. They usually think they are better looking than they are. Also; beyond the weight and hideous looks these users are also bitches, gossiping drama queens and whores that prey on lonely fat drunk men.

"Check out the this page for `Beautiful Disaster` she is one ugly chick."

Search "Beautiful Disaster" on MySpace for examples.

by wiiiiiiise January 25, 2009

Dishwasher

Fuck off Kathryn you dishwasher,All women are dishwashers

I beat my dishwasher so she can cook the dam food , Sometimes it bleeds

by Sub to Saxon oconnor August 15, 2018

Dishwasher

Some one who is a really bad kisser and can't kiss to save his/her life.

the boy, right over there is suck a dishwasher!

That Girl...She has dishwasher writen all over her.

by hoppkins May 14, 2009

Dishwasher

A woman; of any race, age or ethnicity.

I beat the dishwasher til it wanted to work.

by II Daddy II December 30, 2018