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Covid-19 Disbelievers

Retards who believe Covid-19 isn't real. They normally:
1. Use the term 'sheep' (which roughly translates to "I'm a narcissist who believes anyone opposing my views are morons and I'm right all the time") to describe people who are taking safety precautions and using common sense.
2. Are normally found on news videos discussing the virus on YouTube.
3. Use ellipses and exclamation points frequently.
4. Believe the virus isn't real and that the government wants to control people through fear.
5. Believe the "New World Order" is coming.
6. Self-righteous, egotistical, arrogant and completely delusional.
7. Escaped convicts of Arkham Asylum.
8. Have no sense of humor.
9. Typically middle-aged to elderly (although some young ones are emerging).
10. Go to anti-Covid 19 protests that do fuck all.
11. Believe that lockdown is equal to house arrest.
12. Want to turn everything into a conspiracy involving the government because they don't want to believe anything natural happens.
13. Do five minutes of research and believe their fucking Albert Einsten.
Covid-19 Disbeliever: You're all blind sheep following the government's fear-mongering tactics... Why won't you wake up and see that this "virus" is just a ploy to control us!! So much fake news... And you're all falling for it!!!

Person with common sense: Get a load of this! One of those Covid-19 Disbelievers. What a fucking twat. I truly hope you get the help you need to deluded little cunt.
by BlipityBlopityBloop September 14, 2020
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diabetes

to clarify, there are two types:
type I is the case where the individual is either born with, or receives it at an early age. Is irreversible and the person most commonly has to live with it the rest of their lives. The pancreas either doesn't work entirely, or produces so little insulin that its insufficient to support the body.
type II is when they're just fatasses and the pancreas still works, but the insulin can't reach all of the bodies cells through the bloodstream. hence the need for extra dosages of insulin.
Both most commonly associated with having multiple shots a day and not being able to eat surplus amounts of sugar
"So.. what exactly IS diabetes then?"

"uhhh.. you want the long explanation or the really fucking long explanation?"
by DocW@llington January 18, 2009
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Diabetes

Diabetes is a God forsaken disease. There are two main causes to this, for type 1 your pancreas simply fails on you, it was not their fault. On the other hand type 2 was definitely their fault for eating too many twinkies and big macs. Both types of diabetes may need insulin injections to regulate blood sugar. Type 1 diabetics will always have to either inject themselves, or get a manual pump. Type 2 diabetics may need injections, depending on their conditions. Hypo glycemic is when someone's blood sugar is very low, this could lead to a coma, or death. Hyper glycemic is when someone has too high of a blood star count, these effects include, vomiting, nausea, and lethargy. Please trust this information, I myself am a type1 diabetic, and at most I take 7 shots a day
insulin diabetes
by PandaBoi1337 January 20, 2013
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financially disabled

The politically correct way to refer to someone who is of low-income, impoverished, or just plain poor.
While discussing back to school purchases with your children:

"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."

"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"

"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."

An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
by truthsparked August 7, 2012
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mental disability

a disability and welfare check for people who can't function or mantain a job due to their ailment.
the fat kid gets mental disability for his illness.
by sonny boy. February 1, 2009
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Good Cop/Mentally Disabled Cop

A variation of the sexual Good Cop/Bad Cop routine (see as reference). Instead of tag teaming with a mask the good cop must simply leave the room. The second male (the mentally disabled cop) must then come in and act as if he were a mentally disabled person and proceed to abruptly rape the good cop's "partner." This tactic is much more abusive and should only be used as punishment.
Hey Brandt, do you want to good cop/bad cop your girlfriend this weekend?
No, she cheated on me, lets good cop/mentally disabled cop her!
by AllIDoIsWIN1134 April 9, 2011
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disabella

gay homo who likes men with man boobs and manginas
That guy over there pulled a disabella. He looked at steves weiner and licked his lips.
by Juniors November 3, 2006
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