A funny song about diarrheal accidents.
The Diarrhea Song:
When you're tryin hard to pee
And your butt's leakin iced tea
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're walkin two by two
And your partner smells like poo
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you feel a brown banana
Gotta wipe with your bandana
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're tryin hard to pee
And your butt's leakin iced tea
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're walkin two by two
And your partner smells like poo
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you feel a brown banana
Gotta wipe with your bandana
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
by diarrheal lyricist August 28, 2010
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by Albert Einstein 2 the 3rd April 5, 2005
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The term used as an excuse when one is in the bathroom for 20 minutes and doesn't want to admit he was jacking off and not shitting.
Dave walked into his living room and Joe asked "What the hell took so long?" and Dave responds "I had diarrhea" and laughs to himself.
by Chris Pav January 7, 2007
Get the Diarrhea mug.noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"
Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."
Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"
Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."
Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"
Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
by stockman09 February 14, 2010
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yah i didnt want to wipe the diarrhea off my balls so i took a shower
yah i didnt want to wipe the diarrhea off my balls so i took a shower
by kiwi in training January 3, 2008
Get the diarrhea mug.when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.
ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!
oh yes he did!
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