Diarrhea dilemma

The critical point in the diarrhea timeline where a person is faced with two choices.

1. Shit your pants in public

2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above

Joe knew that he had 10 seconds to avoid choice #1. in the Diarrhea dilemma so ran into the nearest bushes not caring who heard or saw...

100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."

by BigFanDan February 8, 2009

Diarra

Means "Gift of Life" in Swahili.

She's the gift of life itself. We shall name her Diarra.

by KraveShoe January 20, 2017

diarrhealicious

A extremely tasty, hard to resist food item that will in all probability give the eater a severe stomach ache and digestion problems.

I better not eat your mother's chile-con-carne; it is diahrrealicious. I will not be able to resist.

by Nickus July 26, 2005

Diarrhea of the fingers

When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from this.

I had Diarrhea of the fingers last night, I must have typed a Novella!

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

Diarmuid

A man with floppy elegant hair who is very smart witted and has a friend called Bill and he has mental issues

"WOW look how he runs! He's a Diarmuid"
"Oh no he's become a Diarmuid"

by The Orwin slaver March 27, 2017

burning diarrhea

what one may experience after a long night of drinking, or eating lots and lots of sugar before bed.

-hey man, let's take a morning jog

-not today, my burning diarrhea this morning left me with old school diaper rash

by johhnycash June 19, 2008

Verbal Diarrhoea

Trash talking idiot that simply verballises to entertain, usually with not much luck what so ever.

A: Did i tell you about that time...
B: No.
A: Well lemme...
B: No.
A: Well you see that i do this.
A: And that.
A: And this.
A: And woo woo damn woo hiyady.
B: Gee you talk some shit, anyone would think you had Verbal Diarrhoea.
A: Well infact...
B: Yeah i know you do.

by Chossenji September 23, 2005