destructo-tard

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable

Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.

by jarge20 September 26, 2010

Destructo-Five

A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.

After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!

by SG937 October 25, 2010

Destructofuck

A self destructive fucker. A fucking asshole who is a one person tornado imploding their own life, usually due to deep psychological issues/disorders, symptoms including but not limited to self-hatred, self-loathing, shit stirring amongst peers, starting fights, unreasonable arguing, displays of violence, self harming and manipulating others.
Disorders present include sociopathic personality disorder, bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder.

Jesus Robbie is a disastrous destructofuck isn't he?!

by WurdSmiff January 8, 2018

destructo-disking

When a lot of small, forgivable mistakes snowball into a giant pile of Mistakes until they ruin the lives of everyone around them.

Edward tried to create a fun atmosphere, but it just resulted in him destructo-disking the party.

by PinkestPriest May 6, 2020

Destructard

A group of people play the victim when destroying the city and should not receive any supplies

The destructard ask for help and I told him no so he burned down my work place

by Anti feminist June 14, 2020

destructoConk

a cock so big long and large that it destroys sex toys and will make you limp

they looked at the destructoConk and wanted to be destoryed by it

by Anarchon March 17, 2021

Destructurous

Involving or committing the destruction of someone or something.

I just took the most destructurous shit known to man kind.

by The anonymous person123 July 3, 2022