derek jou

person that's much cooler than a kuan

derek jou owns kuan in coolness

by Derek Jou May 16, 2010

the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck

a crappy t mobil commercial

"the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores

by wopo January 24, 2009

Derek-Greene

A poorly built, slow witted boy who somehow has the strange impression that people enjoy his company, when in reality they want to push him down a flight of stairs and cut ever single mop-hair on his small head.

I hope Joshua knows he's acting like a Derek-Greene when he tries talking to those ladies.

by VanBurenMan January 19, 2011

derek

derek is the type of guy that will make you laugh when your mad. hes always there for you and would never try to hurt you or let you down. derek makes everything better. hes so hiliarous and will sing along to high school musical somgs with you. derek is just an all around amazing person, if you ever get lucky enough to find a derek just kiss him and never let him go.

mann that derek is so cute and sweet! i really really like him!

by bestiegirll January 22, 2018

Derek

Bitch ass boy who is gay who prolly is aways doing dumb shit

Your a Derek ass

by Derek ott February 24, 2019

derek

player, sexy, a tease, good rapper, colbylover, mexican, funny, hellla body, short, wrestles, only object of life is to get girls, gay, loves boobies, big dick.

gotta love that derek

by zebraprincess July 3, 2011

derek

An individual knwn to many as a scumbag a person who is greedy r self-centered. A fool easily manipulated by females known as kelsey.Or even just random girls. Origin from mexico but enjoys to deny it. Enjoys tacos from the bell but will settle for garbage or road kill on the weekends. Very dangerous individual not just for his reputation as a sex fein but also as a bully, enjoys breaking fingers and thimbs on peoples faces. Drives a creepy mini van and can be identified just from saying "hi little girl" or "i have candy in my van". Last but not least an individual who also loves to endulge in the pleasures of life. Such as frequent preteen hokups exc exc. Beware of this mexican sex fein. 1. Do nt enter the van 2. Do not go near the van 3. Do not look at the van, infact just dont eat candy. PS. His weakness arer his arms for they are balloons and will pop to a pin .

"Mr Jamies is a creeper"

"Derek lovees tacos"

"My child is missing","Oh no she got dereked"

"I got dereked"

by Avitor October 25, 2006