Weasel my diesel

Weasel my diesel

Oh please weasel my diesel

by Pro-weaseler May 9, 2018

Tennessee sour diesel

The sweat that runs from the back of your hairline to your taint

Bro i got had mad Tennessee sour diesel after my workout today

by Parker___smith March 31, 2018

6.5 Turbo diesel

An engine that is the literal honeybadger of all diesel engines. It gives no shits on what fuel it runs on, what kind of oil is in it (if there is) or how much boost is being shoved into it. This engine is one of the most controversial and hated engine in the diesel community. Much like the 7.3 its so fucking slow that everything could beat it in a race. Like most Detroit Diesels, it runs shitty, but forever.

That must be a 6.5 Turbo diesel, it hasnt died yet!

by The Random Mechanic October 8, 2021

The Vin-Diesel

To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.

A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”

Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.

Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.

Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.

by MassIndulgence November 2, 2022

cock diesel

A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.

Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.

by shane January 1, 2005

Merk Diesel

A world renowned and highly respected gangster. Known for his crazy off the chain beats such as the jungle and halloween beats. "His beats are bangers!!!"-Quick J Reviews. He will break your face if you mess with him and him and afablo will hurt you bad.

Sometimes used as and adjective or noun.

Adj: "Wow, he was pissed, did you see him just merk diesel that kid!!"

Noun: "Damn, merkle jsut broke of buchi awaji!!! GET EM BUCK!!!!"

by Dyloon March 2, 2005

Vin diesel

A newbie. Billed as the action-adventure star of the next generation, his acting really sucks. Unfortunately for all of us, most of the 'new generation' of Hollywood actors are even worse which leaves him looking surprisingly good.

Hey, at least he's not as shitty as Ice T, or an arrogant egocentric twit like Tom Cruise.

by C++ September 13, 2005