Primitive sugar dumpling

The act of making your penis fully erect after diner and encrusting your cock in sugar, then taking said cock viciously fucking your significant other in the ass and then taking the shit and sugar crusted erection shoving it into her mouth and then cumming inside her mouth

Me: hey you know my girl
Him: yeah why what happened

Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling

Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)

by King anal hair November 24, 2021

Dumpling

shanell is a dumpling

dumpling ass bitch

by shanellthedumpling March 5, 2023

Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex

Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping

by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

Soup Dumplings

Someone who craves the ass, licking and kissing the anal, a lot of tongue is involved. They would much rather have soup dumplings.

That Texas baddie eats up soup dumplings, she claims to not be hungry, but slurps up the soup

by Texasbaddie1 January 7, 2024

Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024

Norfolk Dumpling

Do come yew hair abed and atwin tha sheets anonicking howsomever alonga slummockin great mawther do yew git all claggy an muckwash like a claggy dumpling on the Food Network

“Lend us a lug did me an mine abed a’smornin make a gret claggy Norfolk Dumpling atwin tha sheets tha’s a rum un”

by chirate February 5, 2024

Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.

-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.

by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018