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dumple

We dumpled the shit out of these ingredients and steamed it for a bit, now we got dumplings.
by Qatafo July 25, 2016
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dumpling

a boy who is fat as hell and got dumped by an old Chinese lady who was actually a man
come here dumpling
by child hood obesity August 20, 2019
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new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.
(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!
by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024
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Dumple

When somebody only has a dimple because they're fat, those are called Dumples.

Dimples fat dumpy
Delani: Omg Eric you have dimples!
Eric: No, Delani. Those aren't dimples, those are dumples.
by CallsforBalls November 18, 2015
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Gunny Dumpling

Looks like A total badass. But a petite, beautiful, sweet, and delicious badass. Gunny Dumpling Is loyal and faithful. She will never hurt you, but all of her friends and family will (if you’re an asshole). Gunny Dumpling looks like she lifts weights. She is a petite lean beauty.
Gunny Dumpling outlifted you but it’s ok cause she’s so damn cute and sweet.

Gunny Dumpling smites with love.

Gunny Dumpling just wants to nap, eat, cuddle and talk shit about mean people.
Gunny Dumplings Dad and brothers are gonna kick your ass.
by That Strong Betch June 11, 2018
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Alabama Dumpling

An Alabama Dumpling is when you get your Chocolate Covered balls shoved into another mans mouth.
"Dude, I did an Alabama Dumpling to Steve last night"
"Dude! That's gross, did you complete it?!"
"Of course I dipped my balls into Steve's Mouth!"
by Alabama Maker March 11, 2017
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lumpy dumpling

The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.
Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.

Bro: I’ll get the takis
by Mr Cum Dump June 3, 2024
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