collateral drainage

When a male urinates before aiming, presuming the urine will go in the toilet bowl, but it does not.

"Zed"

Hey Maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?

"Maynard"

Yeah. Sorry man, collateral drainage, I'll wipe it up.

by Gabe Boyce June 27, 2010

South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.

John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.

by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006

Drainal

Verb

To empty one's anus of fluid, usually semen but occasionally rotten fruit or liquified kabanas and kranskies, using a simple straw or straw like apparatus through which liquid is carried away. Thus preventing unwanted anal bacteria.

When one withdraws their penis from the anus too late during anal intercourse, and ejaculates a load of manly-ness into shit town, then a straw is used to suck up any unwanted semen that may cause anal infestations. "Shit, I pulled out too late and came in your asshole. But that's cool, we'll just have to give you drainal. I'll get the straw."

Jack had to perform drainal when a broken kabana was withdrawn from his best friends asshole.

by Cold Roll September 15, 2010

drain the dragon

a slang expression for "urinate."

I've been drinking too much; I have to go drain the dragon.

by John Roshi October 4, 2003

Drain Plugged

To be so severely constipated and in desperate need of a bowel movement that multiple forms of treatments are used and repeated over and over to create the needed stool looseness to have an eventual release aka ass blast, assplosion.

Frank decided to join in and climb aboard the gluten free diet train. After several days, Frank realized the new diet, while gluten free, was largely starch based and low in protein and dietary fiber and he was desperately Drain Plugged. After seven consecutive enemas, he finally popped the squirt cork.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2014

Draino Bomb

A Driano Bomb is used to destroy a car. Using draino and aluminum foil or Comet cleaning powder, put into a camera film canister and then put into the gas tank of a car.

Eddy put a draino bomb in a cop car and got put in jail.

by Jedi Noob May 30, 2006

daints

A word pronounced in response when informed of or witness to another's misfortune.

An expression of sympathy or schadenfreude depending entirely on the inflection.

..and then I locked myself out the house leaving the dinner to catch fire to the kitchen..

Well you know what they say about that.

What?

Daints.

by dave_daints August 19, 2009