filf / dilf

variations on the ever-imposing MILF we all know.
filf is a female i'd like to fuck, dilf is a dick i'd like to fuck; something a girl can say about any guy she can't get her ugly hands on , but really wants to fuck badly.

aha, gotcha!... katie you're not callin' me again your dilf ! see, i thought i was older than your mom.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

dilf

Daughter I'd Like to Fritzl.

Did you see Jame's little girl Annessa? Now that is a dilf I'd like to lock in my basement!

by Johan Fritzl August 13, 2008

DILF

Down syndrome id like to fuck

Oh man did you see that DILF

by Scotte Owen December 18, 2018

DILF

dad I'd like to fuck; hot, attractive male with children that you would like to fuck.

I really don't care that Craig has 2 kids, I'd still do him...like he's such a DILF!

by DMoneyMillions July 15, 2010

DILF

Droid I'm Looking For - Star Wars

You're not the DILF. I'll look elsewhere.

by Practical Anarchist June 24, 2015

DILF

A DILF stands for Dad I’d like to Fuck.

Frank Grillo is a DILF

by Franksgirll October 8, 2018

Dilrod

An insult to refer to a person that is being a shit for brains dumb fuck.

That guy over there is a fucking dilrod.

by Aghligh January 3, 2019