Diabacon

It is when you either dont have enough bacon in your body or too much. Type A is when you have way too much bacon in your body. As if you had it every day for breakfast and lunch. Type B is when you dont get enough bacon in your body and need more of it. All who have Type A see your doctor for infomation on how to help you. If you have type B, then eat lots of juicy bacon.

If you have Type A diabacon, see your doctor for infomation on how people with type A diabacon can help you. If you have type B diabacon, then eat lots of juicy bacon.

by KingLance February 24, 2010

diabitchy

The attitude people with Diabetes get when their blood sugars are high or low, regardless of how much you are trying to help them.

My diabetic son's blood sugar was high and even though I was trying to help him he was really diabitchy. I love him but holy three-headed fucking monster.

by Runner Girl December 30, 2014

Diabolicurls

Devilish red hair curls

Look at Mary! She looks so pretty with her diabolicurls.

by Javelin Thrower September 13, 2016

diabastrous

A state of utter hopelessness and despair that transcends normal adjectives and requires a combination of "diabolical", "bastard" and "horrendous" in order to fairly describe one's mental or physical state; existential dread on a scale that combines fear, self-loathing, physical pain and nausea

I made the mistake of doing absinthe eyeball shots with Nicole last night. I woke up having soiled myself, hugging the toilet, feeling truly diabastrous

by CHMr_chizMr_chiz August 23, 2017

diabetic munchies

having low sugar and just wanting to eat and eat and continue eating pass the point of no return then when you get your sugar up you realize "damn I ate so much food and now I regret it".

My sugar is low and I am hungry. I must have the diabetic munchies.

by Diabetic 101 September 26, 2017

diabetes

type 1: an autoimmune disorder where your pancreas does not produce insulin. IT IS NOT BECAUSE YOU ATE TOO MUCH SUGAR AND DOES NOT MEAN YOU CANT EAT SUGAR.
type 2: happens either genetically or because of eating habits. your pancreas is somewhat resistant to insulin. unlike type 1, type 2 diabetes can sometimes go away if taken well enough care. you also have to watch what you eat with type 2 diabetes.

me:“i was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.”
dumbass:“oh shit man, so you can’t eat sugar?”
me:“no, dumbass. that’s not how it works.”

by lordfarquad June 3, 2018

Diablo II

Not on phones.

Do you guys not have phones (to Diablo II players)

by DoritoFan80 November 27, 2018