Upper Deck Salad Shooter

The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli knows this gives you the instant runs) and then emptying your runny bowels in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. Usually an act of revenge.

That fag Keith has stood me up for breakfast two weeks in a row. I'm going to pick up some Alli and Upper Deck Salad Shooter his downstairs bathroom.

by Sue_Ellen December 9, 2008

Mopping the Deck

A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.

At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.

by Big Man77 January 22, 2008

man the poop deck

After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.

Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"

by Kinkybastard5 May 29, 2010

UPPER DECK

takin the top off a toilet tank and shitting in it and placing the top back on the tank and walking away

i went to my friends house and used his bathroom and gave him an upper deck

by DAVE AND CLARK May 8, 2008

Cut the deck

When one passes the greens of a newly packed bowl to the person to his right, thus beginning the "circle" in a clockwise rotation by having it passed to himself secondly.

Hey dude, you want to cut the deck (passing to the right)?

by wireforawire November 7, 2010

tossing deck

Another way of describing the act of tossing around a frisbee. Derived from the phrase "toss around a disc" or "tossing discs" where deck is used to discourage non-ultimate players to ensure a good game is played.

Yo man we're tossing deck right meow you down?

by jcbass July 6, 2011

Registered Deck Offender

Someone who is known for making card decks that are intended for trolling.

Person A: Why does Person C keep freezing my warriors?
Person B: Because Person C is a registered deck offender.

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019