David

The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.

''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''

by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019

David

he is a very annoying person who wants to get in a fight for literally no reason >:(

Annoying David took a picture of me

by NotToucan March 3, 2022

david

davids can smell people from a mile away
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos

he has big davids
he can david away

by glizzy squad November 8, 2022

David

A fucking twat.

But can be a good friend

David.
Is.
TWAN’S.

by Lelelelelelellelelelelelelel1 April 29, 2019

David

Cool ass nigga with a big dick

Damn David so cool girls say he has a big dick

by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021

The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

David

David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.

David and Jordan

by Y’roue mama November 4, 2020