Chronicles of Riddickulous

This phrase is used when describing something that is so ridiculous, it should have been featured in the movie,"Chronicles of Riddick".

This movie is Chronicles of Riddickulous.

by Planned Pregnancy May 31, 2009

chronic masterbation syndrome

when you masterbate non stop for day and days on end. you start to lose satisfaction and try to get other people to masterbate for you.

Ian i cant stop masterbating i think i might have chronic masterbation syndrome

by DementedWarrior September 8, 2011

Chronic

A high quality type of marijuana, very high potency, usually a very light green that contains small white crystals. Also chronic carries a very deluctable, yet strong, smell. Generally you do not need to smoke as much chronic as you would other inferior qualities such as mids or schwag, to feel the necessary effects. Chronic also does not carry any seeds nor stems.

I smoked some dank ass chronic last night

by PhilLaraway April 23, 2006

chron

1. Something severe or extreme. Either severely cool or severely bad.
2. High quality weed (see: 'chronic').
3. Someone who smokes alot of weed or the process of smoking weed.

1. "That was a 'chron' Method 720 you just did."
"I've been smoking 'chron' pretty 'chron' lately."
2. "That bud is the 'chron'."
3. "Keen to go for a 'chron'?"
"You're only keen coz yo are 'chron'."

by Diego August 17, 2003

Chronic Ass Breath Syndrome

See the definition for CABS

Acronym: CABS

Keifer You have the worse case of Chronic Ass Breath Syndrome (CABS) I've ever smelt

by Keeslar Stover December 9, 2006

chronic craigslister

Someone that lists the same item for sale on Craigslist over and over and over!

Geez... I get sick of reading the same "chronic craigslister" ads on craigslist. I wish they would quit posting the same ad over and over.

by Lo-rettie W September 9, 2009

Chronic blunt

The life changing blunt, it changes your whole perspective on life and makes all your mental and physical pain go away. It usually contains a mix of some of the finest types of weeds there are, and are rolled into the fattest blunt ever.

"I think I will run for president." Thanks Chronic blunt.

by Anchovie96 April 7, 2011