carverised

When you have eaten so much carvery that you can barely move

Joe and I went for a Toby's yesterday. He got so carverised he couldn't finish his pint and had to have a nap in the van outside after.

by CarverySteve November 7, 2022

myspace curves

When a person, usually a female, takes a profile picture for their social networking site profile picture where you can't tell what they exactly look like.

The term became popular when MySpace was and a video went viral about the risks of MySpace. In one of the pictures on the video, a woman who looked like Big Foot took pictures to make her look good.

Man One: "I think she fine!"
Man Two: "Fool, she got the myspace curves! She probably fat as fuck!"

by theredwillow April 21, 2011

bell curve of banter

The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.

John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."

by CraigJDuffy March 30, 2016

Slow curve

A slow curve is when you are being rejected in a slow and deliberate manner.

I been texting this girl and her texts have been getting shorter and shorter. I am on a slow curve bro

by SkizzUnited August 17, 2016

back curves

when you have a really nice ass and waist.

"damn that girl has real nice back curves"

by half-a-tic-tac December 8, 2017

evan culver

That one kid

hes pretty lit evan culver

by soccerstarbarney May 3, 2018

Jelly Curve

The Jelly Curve is whatcha say when yah duhnt know whatta say

Guy 1: Yo spitz, what’s the nizatch?

Guy 2: I duhnts man, Jelly Curve

by Some Guy Who Makes Definitions July 15, 2020