Crunchy

when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.

in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.

“what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”

by gracenicole August 13, 2018

crunchy fill

When you eat so much crunchy rice that your tummy is full.

I had my crunchy fill at the korean restaurant.

by Calogero333 August 13, 2018

Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.

Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!

by Banana T September 15, 2018

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

Crunchy Bunch

A pink teddy bear

What’s a crunchy bunch he asked;

That would be a pink teddy bear!

by Ryansjs6 November 2, 2018

Crunchy

Used to describe a very awkward situation. Differs from other use of being "all natural" . This use is more "the situation isn't smooth" aka it's crunchy.

Veronica found out Samantha was fucking her husband, it was crunchy to be there when it went down.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

Crunchy

basically just another slang for weed. Used mostly by fat people to describe the texture of the marijuana

me: yo you like this shit?

Friend: yeah, it’s crunchy

by goshiesgirl February 13, 2019