crunchwrap supreme

jerking off into a womans panties then folding it up and placing it back in her underwear drawer

that chick left me with blue balls so while she was in the bathroom i gave her the old crunchwrap supreme

by sgt mo January 7, 2009

crunchy turtle

To describe a girls eye after a guy jizz's in it.

Olis had two crunchy turtles after hooking up with some random guys one night. True story!!!

by AcK aTtAcK and RaDiCaL rAcHeL!!! February 13, 2005

CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."

by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

The Greatest MUTHAFUCKIN THING ever invented

its an orgi of the taste buds.

an explosion of flavors.

Hey Andrew this cheesy gordita crunch is delicious i might jizz in my pants.

by Renob69 January 18, 2010

popped my bag of wheat crunchies

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

by Ogami June 4, 2007

crunck

a mix of crazy and drunck

we was hellla crunck last night

by G-DOOG December 28, 2005

hickory nut crunch

A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls

Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016