Creep-dog

A sketchy Guy who always asks to wash your dog & releases “the poison” on his girlfriend’s face, while asleep.

Oh man, you’re such a creep-dog for jizzing on your sleeping girlfriend’s face!

by Freckles8221 January 30, 2020

Homework creep

The phenomenon where the teachers aren't aware of each other, and simultaneously increase the amount of homework they give, thinking that the students would be able to handle it, thus collectively significantly increasing the overall amount.

Man, the god damn teachers are all on homework creep!

by Dominator21GT February 27, 2021

Monday creep

The phenomena of the unpleasant characteristics generally associated with Mondays encroaching on other days of the week. Tuesday is in particular danger of this.

I spilled my coffee, the computer won't work, and my project is late. Plus, I'm so tired I can barely stand up. Today totally feels like a Monday.

It's Tuesday, man. Must be a case of the Monday creep.

by Lannuier February 3, 2010

creep snack

-noun

1. to a bro, a small portion of food eaten between meals.

1. Dude 1: "Hey, whatcha munchin' on, dude?"

Dude 2: "Just a little creep snack, bro."

by ballershotz October 9, 2010

Fupa Creep

The phenomenon of a rising waistband due to an enlarged fupa, i.e. the tendancy of an overweight woman to gradually place the waistband of her pants higher and higher, over time, as her fupa grows.

If your mom's fupa creep doesn't stop, pretty soon she'll be tucking her boobs under her belt.

by PhilthyZ February 3, 2010

bullshit creep

The method by which useless crap makes its way into your job, life, etc...

"Hey, have you finished that report yet?"
"Hell no, bullshit creep set in and I'm doing everybody's else's fucking job."

by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

Creep and Run

On a social network, such as facebook, when you get a friend request from someone you do or don't know, you accept them, check out their profile/pictures, then delete them immediately.

Matt: so dude the new girl at work friend requested me on facebook the other day.
Dustin: same here, but I pulled a creep and run on that broad.
Matt: good call!

by thelynchmob October 21, 2010