credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.

Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!

by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010

credit card

to swipe your skateboard through your ass and hit yourself in the nuts accidentily

oh shit man you just credit carded real bad

by landin February 1, 2003

Credit Card Swipe

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.

Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"

by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008

Credit Card Swipe

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!

Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!

by Fridgemusa February 21, 2006

government credit card

food stamp/medicaid card, or any other card issued by state or federal government agencies

1)i don't know how my broke ass would eat without my government credit card!

2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card

by caz money August 11, 2007

Xard Anodit Creddy

Pronounced "ex-ard anne-o-dit c-reh-d-e."
Created on the 5/8/10 full name for your 1st ever credit card if your finding it difficult to name one. The name originates from a Msn conversation 3 friends were having. One of them was so exited about getting her 1st ever credit card so she let her 2 friends decide its name in honour of this. One friend randomly thought Anodit and the other Creddy so they were the original names but then Xard was a spelling mistake which one of the friends made it was ment to stand for card but it sounded gd so it was added to the name. And that was how the name came about =

Person: wag1 can i pay for this using Xard Anodit Creddy?
Shopkeeper: ya you can person
Person: ight klkl *enters card enters pin stuff paid for gets recipt walks out shop*

by Hyperfriends August 7, 2010

Extra-Credit Sex

To have sex with your teacher to gain extra credit points, thus raising your grade in the class

High School Student 1: Hey, so did you get a B in your math class?

High School Student 2: NO! I had extra-credit sex with the teacher. It was hot!

High School Student 1: Bitch!

by teacher sex fart February 25, 2009