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Covfefe

Secret confirmation to congressional leaders that the Atlantic and Pacific coast walls will be built to keep out Europeans and Asians and improve our balance of payments. "Cov" = the covert wall will be built soon. "Fe" = Atlantic Coast. "Fe" = Pacific Coast.
Covfefe. Don't tell the lying press or crying dems.
by Billy Voter June 1, 2017
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:To sleep deprived to have a conversation or text

Originally originated from a Tweet from Donald Trump in Late may 2017 allegedly misspelling 'coverage'
Text1:You know what Matt dib hejust shiotsd fiure
Text2: I think I'm having a covfefe, i'll go to sleep.
by nirmwood June 2, 2017
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Multitasking FAIL : When you try to post something weird on Twitter, golf and grab em' by the pussy at the same time.
"There are millions and millions and millions - you see tremendous, yuge amounts of them. There're all GREAT and arise from my own reality every day. I call them divine Covfefes." - Donald J. Trump
by M.u.s.h February 22, 2018
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1. The code word for programming that is used by elite (usually independent) game developers.
2. See Minecraft.
3. One of the cute words Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh mumble in their sleep.
1. Alright, got my Starbucks, and now I'll do some graphic design...and some covfefe.
2. No, Inspector Gadget and Matei! It's not Mineycrafta, Minecraft, or Minecrap! It's Covfefe!
3. Donald: Zzzzzzz-ah...covfefe..zzzzzzzzz...
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 17, 2018
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Covfefe (v)

To stop mid-sentence after using a nonsensical expression, and then leave the conversation.
by T_E_H May 31, 2017
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Noun- Meaning literally anything, as long as it is used to mock the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. Seriously, it means everything. It has no specific connotation, regardless of what Press Secretary Spicer says.
"Glad I got my covfefe this morning before work."

"Want to go have a few covfefe after work tonight? Maybe go back to my place for some covfefe when we are done?"
by FireLT June 2, 2017
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Covfefe: Coverage of information mainly by mainstream media fake news.
To improve its ratings, CNN hasdecided to covfefe.

The covfefing of MSM has increased the public's desire to search for alternative media.
by Cana25 July 12, 2017
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