couch girl

A girl that is in rotation on the couch. One who sits on the couch staring blankly at the tv (be it a movie or a single player game) while the guy next to her randomly leaves her to go hit on other girls on AIM. Couch girls, not getting the hint, will proceed to insist upon staying the night and making the guy as uncomfortable as possible.

See annoying, selfish, flakey

"I can hear the couch girl squeal at the scary parts, but I bet she's not really scared."

by j.marie January 19, 2005

couch crickets

When your sitting on the couch and you let one loose (fart) and there is no one to blame not even the dog.

HONEY!!! I Think the couch crickets are back!!!!

by Doormansd September 16, 2013

Couch Nigga

A lazy ass Negro. Spends most of his time doing shit.

Yo look at this couch nigga right here, get to work.

by Reficul Natas April 27, 2008

Couche-tard

Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.

Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.

"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"

by Archie Goodwin February 18, 2008

Couch Bomber

Someone who sticks their meat missle in between the cushions of a couch...effectively bombing the area

That guy is so desperate, he bombed his mothers couch.

by Aids-Jay February 8, 2005

sleep on the couch

this is usually the punishment for us dudes that lives with our girlfriends or already married, if u piss off your wife, this is the least that she will do

Trevor: Man, i have to sleep on the couch for the next 2 nights..:(

Jack: Why?

Trevor: I pissed off my girlfriend

Jack: LOL!!!!!!!

by Tomahawk May 21, 2014

jumping the couch

to go totally mental
;to pull a Tom

"Now now settle down, don't go " jumping the couch.."

by LINDAR May 30, 2006