couch hopper

a person who is down on her luck (or just doesn't like living at her permanent residence), but has so many good friends that she will never be homeless because she can sleep on a different couch every night of the month

I am a professional couch hopper; hotel rooms are for amateurs or rich folk not poor college students with lots of amazing friends.

by faithyeni March 22, 2011

Couch Medicine

Smoking weed because after you smoke you usually end up on the couch and spend a lot of time with it. When you smoke so much you just wanna spend time on your couch.

Ben: I don't feel like doing shit today.
Caves: I got the perfect remedy for that we need to get some of that couch medicine.
Ben: Oh word we out then lets go cop some.
(30 mins later)
Ben: God damn my mind has ascended.
Caves: Worrrrrrd yo this show is mad intense.
Ben: The TV ain't on though.
Caves: Oh shit.

by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011

Couch Slug

post coital vaginal and seminal fluid left behind by a naked woman who sits on a couch.

“Norah you dirty slut, you left a greasy couch slug on my new futon!”

by #1506 November 11, 2012

Couch Scabies

A non-harmful sexually transmitted disease obtained from having sex with your couch, in which things inside your couch become stuck to the end of a mans penis.

dude, my sofa gave me couch scabies

by JoJo hodges January 30, 2008

couch barnical

a person whom invades ones home or is invited in and has only the interest of laying on their couch for endless hours

Damn Greg is such a couch barnical.

by William Smith April 6, 2005

Couch Weed

Weed that falls into the couch, either in a bag or not, and is found sometime after it feel into the couch.

Dude! I found some couch weed!

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010

Couch Awareness

Simply being conscious of your current status of sleeping on a couch.

Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.

or,

Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.

and

Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).

by Blue Tipton January 3, 2009