Cotton pussy

When you partake in smoking substances that make your pussy inevitably too dry to penetrate.

I was so stoned he couldn't get it in because I had cotton pussy.

by Branya April 22, 2018

bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017

cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

finger cotton

Finger Cotton is when you're with a girl and all she will let you do is is play with it on the outside of her panties or jeans..

Hey did you go out with lisa lastnight?
Yea we went to the movies.
Did she give you any ass?
Nah all she let me do was get a little finger cotton.

by 8inchesSoft June 1, 2016

Chaud Cotton

"Chaud Cotton" (sho ko-ton) Is a Quebecois term that you can hear in the area of Charny's Skatepark most of the time. It is used to describe someone who is very attractive. Synonym of: hot, very hot, guyouu, etc..

Girl 1: Sisss look at this duuude he is sooo chaud cotton.
Girl 2: OMG! you're right! This dude is chaud cotton as frick
Girl 1: Yeah this is the most Chaud Cotton guy of all the Chaud Cotton guy!!

by Chaos is my spiritual animal May 1, 2020

Cotton Chewer

Someone who chews on their shirt profusely.

Dang that kid was a total cotton chewer they’re really weird.

by Pocketfullofpresty March 20, 2023

Cotton Slobber

When your tripping balls and have so bad of cotton mouth that your slobbering.

Dude I'm tripping balls and have cotton slobber like you wouldn't believe.

by Deebobo2003 February 7, 2023