Corporatocracy

The perverse obscenity and legal fiction that corporate entities are “persons” under the law with all the rights and privileges of the US Constitution just like human persons. Only unlike us mere mortals, they “live” indefinitely if not forever. And, they can buy and sell each and they can’t be punished corporally or incarcerated as deterrence and punishment like the rest of us living in the incarceration nation, itself another obscenity. Since the Reagan Revolution and the greed fest and leverage bonanzas and stock market with its colossal derivatives and mortgage securities bubble, corporate governance with the tacit cooperation of the courts and the toothless federal enforcement agencies, maximizing profits and upholding the rational self interest of the shareholders has become the norm. Any duty to consider the communities, workers and the environment affected by the corporate has been evicerated or interpreted to benefit the corporate.

I don’t care about money, I live for taking down the Corporatocracy

by ‘Aether 00 August 3, 2022

Corrozify

Very cool person who is also a femboy.

Do you know who Corrozify is?
No.
Oh, ok.

by EstonianCabbage March 25, 2023

Master corporal

An unpromotable corporal with a masters degree.

Lil Joe is screwed; he’s such a master corporal.

by Lt. 85 October 30, 2018

Thunder Scientific Corporation

Fetish game turned SRP on a children's platform. What could go wrong?

Thunder Scientific consists of a few core gameplay features
1. Furry latex goo beasts
2. Wack departments
3. CIS (You're supposed to pipebomb CISCZ)
4. Arms dealers
5. The UN (spooky)

A short summary of each department in no specific order
U&M: Maidens
RSD: Tiger sharks 💀
SD: crossfire
BWD: SD 2.0: electric boogaloo
BWC: Sharkwater
UN: spooky government man with a plan to kill
FBI/UIU: floating in the void
FP: couldn't be bothered to do their real dept job
AD: M134 giveaways
Medical department: how the fuck is MD even relevant they sit in TSCZ doing jackshit staring at injured TS and bugging combatives for escort
Ethics committee: Infraction dispensers // Stay away from them
CIS: Literally just furries. No other way to put it

Subdivisions I know of
SD |
CM: They either clutch up against 8 TS or die horribly to one TS with a bat. Also makes MD obsolete
Recon: bees | latex exterminator
JU: Rest in peace eight hundred pound gorillas
SO: sweaty try hard
All the other SD divisions
Removed/unused (man omega 0 concept was cool)

BWD divisions I know of
Corpsmen specialist platoon (combat medics for bwd I think)
SDO: Spas and a dream
CEG: One of these has a fire hat or something I don't know
Classified something-something: SO for BWD

BWC |
Contractors: They're either sharks or they're not very high ranking
CEO/Chairmen: They stand around in TSCZ

Wordlimit
Part 2 maybe

Kyle: Have you played the new thunder scientific corporation update yet?

Jared: Maidens are hot 😍

Kyle: What the literal fuck is wrong with you

by Ribcage beater 420 August 8, 2023

Corroldo

Corroldos background was a tough one. As a child he was suckling on Siobhans breasts and with a father fluent in English "Tunnn the guitarr dowwn" was a common phrase. As this soldier grew up, he noticed his back was somewhat deformed and fixing this cost him two dear years of his life. These days he is a popular lad with a keen eye for food fights and also the ladies!

"Let's get Corroldo out, We'll slag the christ out of him" Richard - every Saterday night

by Conor Nicholas March 21, 2005

corporatize

cor-po-ra-tize -
kawr-per-uh-tahyz, -pruh-tahyz–verb (used with object), -tized, -tiz-ing.

1. To aid or enable or encourage the dying of the light.

2. The buying and or acquiring of a wonderful, naturally occurring idea, event, or concept (hangout, rock band local bar & grill) that appeals to a certain group of people, and most likely has acquired some notoriety; then sterilizing the life and soul out of said idea until it can be digested by the masses. Thus aiding in both programming and maintaining the illusion of freedom enjoyed by the clones and worker bee’s we’ve all become.

"Why can't I have my burger cooked medium?" said the confused clone, "well sir we can corporatize that burger for you, for your own safety and because the lawyers told us we had to, either way sir your getting it well done" the server explains while trying to smile like the lady at the DMV did.

by micrnc September 1, 2009

Corporate Sockline

The ring-like imprint that is left on a person's lower leg as a result of wearing dress socks all day. These are frequently seen on middle aged men who go to the gym directly after work.

"Nice corporate sockline. You must be a kind of a big deal."

by Bhendu14 January 20, 2010