Codnapping

The act of kidnapping a person with the use of a fish.
Common uses include:
1) Blindfolding them with it.
2) Concussing them with it.
3) Luring them into a dark alley with it.

Did you hear about Duncan?

Yeah, I heard that was a pretty horrible codnapping.

by Richard Woodwoodward May 20, 2010

Club Conan

Bachelor Pad of men bringing GENTLEMEN back while taking douche bags down one day at a time

Club Conan: Let's go back to Club Conan, land of where chivalry is undead

by Lady Ghirardelli February 7, 2009

Conald

Awe inspiring, handsome, Omniscient, Arrogant, Old kind soul, Has street cred where ever Conald may roam, Superior Logic skills including advanced technology understanding. Massive ego. Unique to the core. A black snowflake if you will. Insert original quote here "________________" Natural born leader. Conald constantly contains control. Socialite

He inspired awe in the crowd with his mere presence, You could tell by looking at this fool he had mad street cred.

Uber original. Conald is l33t

Creeper Computer Clusterfuck

by cobalt503 February 4, 2010

Carnal

Word that expresses any male friend; homie, brother.

I was drinking some 40oz. with my carnal

by ARo May 2, 2006

Conald Trump

The con man, con artist, conservative 45th President of the United States of America.

Conald Trump is a friend to tyrants in North Korea and Russia, and a foe to longtime US allies.

by NeologianPJG July 22, 2018

Conan Gray

the dumbest person in the world with the biggest head but we love him anyways.

person A : wow, they're so annoying
person B : not as annoying as conan gray tho

by mustarddippedstrawberry December 29, 2019

One-night-stand carnage

One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...

Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?

by The Bazman June 19, 2007