sweet corn

a slang often used in the upstate New York to refer to drugs, so as to not tip off local police or other people not in the know your talking about pot or other drugs.

"Hey you know where I can get some sweet corn?"
"Ya man, they be selling some sweet corn down on the corner."

by JupitarGirl89 September 18, 2009

Corn Shit

Feces, usually in log form, that is littered with undigested corn kernels, the result of our lackluster and poorly designed digestion system. God probably had a laugh about that one.

Hey, that dog just took a shit.. and OMG it's a corn shit!! It's like corn on the cob and I just want to eat it and pretend it's always autumn because that's my favourite season!

by stenchvictim May 19, 2004

chapped corn

A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."

There's no fucking way I can go dancing tonight. My chapped corn is rawer than a shaved clitoris.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Corn silk

1) The fine hair around a woman's butthole.
2) The silky strands found when husking an ear of corn.

1) She had so much corn silk, giving her a rim-job was like flossing.

2) If you get a Brazilian wax, they take everything, even your corn silk!

3) My least favorite part of husking corn is removing the corn silk.

by KL&JH April 24, 2013

Corn Shuttle

Simply stated it's a poop with corn in it.

I ate too much corn last night and I fired off a few corn shuttles today.

by Michael Turd M.D. November 26, 2009

corn bone

The corn bone is the center of the corn vegital, it is exremely hard to eat, but after blood, sweat, and many tears, i have confirmed that it IS edible. The corn bone is VERY tasty, but! not as tasty as the corn vegital. now i know what you are thinking " MY MY MAIL MAN! HOW CAN WE BE SURE THAT YOU KNOW THE SECRETS OF THY corn bone HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU WITH ARE LIVES?" Well, i can assure you, i do indeed hold the secrets of the c o r n b o n e you need not fear, for you are in safe hands, you see i hold the suns garbage bag of secrets. Yes! i know! but it is true! i have indeed fooledthe sun into thinking im its dad! no need to fear for i have the secrets. it is very tasty and you have to need to think twice YOU HAVE TO EAT THE CORN BONE TO LIVE.

Oh wow i love myself a good corn bone!

by the garbage bag of secrets June 26, 2019

Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.

I just released a corn shark back into the wild.

by David Hastie December 15, 2004