Cooper Road

A stretch of road in Westerville, OH running from Route 3C to Cleveland Avenue. Long thought to be the most dangerous stretch of road in all the known world, Cooper Road is purportedly used as the authority for determining snow days for Westerville Schools. Young males are expected to travel Cooper Road wearing only a pair of roller blades and a ball cap as a right of passage into Westervillian society. Also known as the Devil's Backbone.

Cooper Road?! Christ-On-His-Throne NO! Nobody goes down that road!

by Z-1980 June 08, 2010

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Mini Cooper

- One of the best cars ever.
- Great, responsive, peppy engine.
- 2011 model = best model.
- I’m 12 years old, And a mini is my dream car...

You can’t drive a Mini Cooper? You’re a car enthusiast, and my grandma can drive one. LITTERALLY

by Epïc D Män July 08, 2019

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Cooper

A dumbass person that likes to suck dick and has a small penis.

That guys name is cooper

by FleCopAsh January 04, 2017

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cooper trooper

A hardcore fan of Alice Cooper.

Bryan is a total Cooper Trooper. He's got all of Alice Cooper's albums, many on vinyl.

by T-von August 08, 2007

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cooper cordes

A fortnite virgin who' s never had sexual intercourse with a real female. Instead he prefers to have sex with an anime body pillow with a 2 inch hole where the vagina would be. He's a major disappointment to his friends and family and is currently under house arrest for bringing his katakana collection to his school. His parents are considering a divorce because of his disappointing behavior

"you that cooper cordes kid asked me out and i'm like yeet id never date a weeb"

by lil_woodchip July 20, 2018

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