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Ernest Complex

A condition where a girl is interested in a guy solely because of his name. Usually makes little to no sense. Sometimes caused by a coincidental pattern among crushes. Named for the Oscar Wilde play The Importance of Being Earnest.
Girl 1: Did you see the new guy in class today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was kinda weird looking.
Girl 1: His name is Simon...
Girl 2: OH MY GOD I MUST HAVE HIM.
Girl 1: Jeeze, tone down on the Ernest complex.
by TheQuietThings17 January 24, 2010
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Bella Complex

When some one gets a boyfriend/girlfriend, and all other social friends are ditched.
Ever since Maria met Ted she has a Bella complex, I haven't talked to her in over three months!
by JKspeaks March 6, 2010
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illuminati complex

when someone thinks they deserve money and fame for something they really aren't that great at, they might begin to blame some omnipotent, mysterious group called the illuminati for their lack of success. If this becomes a habit, they may develop an illuminati complex.
Hopsin isn't as popular as Tyler the Creator, so Tyler must be an illuminati puppet. hopsin has an illuminati complex.
by trollfeet May 20, 2014
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Exhausted Kitten Complex

Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.
"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."
by DrunkMonkey January 10, 2014
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Hot Girl Complex

A girl or girls who think they are piping hot when they are out. Standing around holding their drinks looking around, never engaging in conversation first. Don't even think about looking like you are having a good time, it's all about being hot & being cool.
"It's like she has hot girl complex, she didn't say one word to me" "Oh she has hot girl complex, that's why she looked depressed all night"
by jackiebluejean May 26, 2018
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Madonna-Whore Complex

The tendency for men to not be able to integrate the "dualisms" of women. Though EACH and EVERY female IS in fact fully capable of BOTH, it appears man's greatest challenge is to resolve them both in the same woman, thus these two aspects of the female must be relegated into two very separate and distinct categories--one or the other, black or white, Madonna or Whore. It's a shame men can't just accept that both are available to them in the same woman.
She's a Madonna, and a Whore. This introduces a complex dilemma. Madonna-Whore Complex.
by KatieCoolLady July 16, 2009
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Individuality Complex

An enneagram 4w3😩🥺
"Damn no one likes the same music as me..."
"I like Les Rallizes Dénudés too man!"
"Fuck.. oh wait i gotta work on my Individuality Complex"
by xkwn04 January 9, 2021
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