Chumming

A dating tactic involving the use of one's good looks to lure a less attractive mate into a one-sided and emotionally unsatisfying relationship.
(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)

"Damn, she's so fine! She says she likes me too."
"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."

by tylersnard May 16, 2009

chumming

To be overly friendly towards members of the opposite sex, normally in an attempt to pull, and with any luck, play hide the sausage with them

"where's Jason?"

"Oh don't worry, he's just chumming the barmaid again"

"pfft, better get another pint in then"

by newbloke August 22, 2005

Cocumming

When two people come at the same time

Svenja and I produced so much cocum from cocumming. After all, two’s company!

by Star 1Ox October 30, 2023

Cocumming

When two people come at the same time

Svenja and I produced so much cocum from cocumming. After all, two’s company!

by Star 1Ox October 30, 2023

coumming

The ultimate double entendre. When you say something that works both as “coming” (arriving somewhere) and “cumming” (losing control in the bedroom). It’s the word for people who like their sentences to be naughty and practical at the same time.

I’ll be coumming to your place in five… hope you’re ready 😏”
“That joke had me coumming… from laughter and excitement.”
“She said she was coumming over, and I knew it wasn’t just the doorbell ringing.”

by mistermanlasser January 4, 2026

Chumming the internet

Intentionally eliciting emotional responses by either asking (ie:"What are your pet peeves?") or expressing a controversial opinion (ie:"
My heart goes out to all the victims in dear old Boston. MUSLIM=TERRORIST.") in order to find people to text with you.

He enjoys chumming the internet with his extreme opinions so he can practice arguing with people on-line.

by JoRokHed April 16, 2013

colamping

penises

i have a large colamping

by manfaceguyiscolamping November 2, 2013