Cockerel Eyes

how one's eyes appear after a heavy night binging; piss-holes in the snow

"You're looking a bit Cockerel Eyed this morning squire!"

"You eyes are like Cockerel eyes embedded in a man's face!"

by andybased May 6, 2008

cockatarian

one whos diet consists of only cock

that slutty chick is a serious cockatarian

by ianoehla January 26, 2009

Cocke

A cock completely wet, covered in coke

"Yo I'm ready to slurp on some cocke tonight"

by Calbleachy December 12, 2016

Half-Cocked

Half cocked = a flacid boner

"I thought it would be a good idea to show off my package... too bad I pulled out a flacid-boner"

by T.A.D. April 6, 2005

upside down cockatiel

when you dip your dick in hot caramel and f*ck a pillow intil your dong is covered in feathers and then strum a guitar with your dong

guy 1"ahhhh its so sticky, and children love it"

guy 2" did you do another upside down cockatiel?"

guy1"yes and it was the best one yet!"

by six shooter July 23, 2010

cold cocked

When you suddenly realize the dildo is not sufficiently warmed.

hey honey, make sure you warm our little friend this time, I don't want to get cold cocked again!

by sarcasma mockarena January 24, 2010

Get cocked

When someone you know but don't like finds you in public

Ex:

Friend: Is that Tracy? The stupid bitch that put a piece of cake down your shirt that one time in senior year?

You: Oh shit, yeah it is.

Friend: damn girl get cocked.

by Kdawg e dawg February 25, 2017