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Cobbed

A synonym of Corned, when you get corned, you get corned on the cob, therefore, COBBED!
“I got so cobbed last night I might not even get out of bed to piss this morning
by ggricksmith January 17, 2021
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COB

Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.
example:

Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"

Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"
by Funsarah January 2, 2009
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COB

My escort allowed me to COB when I was done.
by King-Sama4U2NV November 1, 2022
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COB LLC

Communicating Outside Boundaries.
LLC dedicated to people who communicate beyond internal line.
COB LLC made people who were once considered defective or a bit unrevolutionized pinnacle.
by BAYSEAK March 17, 2022
mugGet the COB LLCmug.

cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.
Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.
by Corn chub February 1, 2016
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Cob Jobbler

Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
Hey the Cob Jobbler’s pulling in right now what’s he going to fuck up today?
by King Willy IV March 7, 2024
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Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!
by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022
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