clusterfuck

a word created by dane cook. meaning extremely fucked up. similar to FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Reason).

Cindy: man our school's really fucked up. everyone does crack
Takashi: i no. its just one big huge clusterfuck

by paulie bleeker June 10, 2008

clusterfuck!

An exclamation proclaimed by Emily in a rather un-nerving pas de duex class at Burklyn '04. Robin and Kate helped to bring the phrase to popularity, and it has held strongly.

After falling out of her arabesque press, Emily proclaimed, "Clusterfuck! Shit!" and then proceded to enter into another arabesque

by ShaniquaPop August 8, 2006

CLUSTERFUCK

A DISCOMBOBULATING TRAFFIC JAM AT AN INTERSECTION IN AUSTIN TX. USUALLY HAPPENING AT LIGHTINING SPEED, THAT THOSE INVOLVED FREEZE IN AMAZEMENT.. FOLLOWED BY COLORFUL GESTURES AND OR LANGUAGE..

TRACY AND I WERE IN A NASTY CLUSTERFUCK ON 183

by RUMP/COCK/JOCKEY December 7, 2009

Clusterfuck

Military term now used by teenagers who like Dane Cook.

I was playing CoD and I was playing with a clusterfuck of n00bs

by BigAng November 14, 2009

clusterflutterer

A balloon filled with M&Ms, then wrapped in duct tape. The Mohave Indians believed these to protect against evil women, and gave it its distinct name. Often used as a talisman to ward off psychobitches.

I didn't want that bitch ashlee to keep bugging me, so i hung a clusterflutterer over my bed.

by sethsupreme October 21, 2011

clusterfuck

A chocolate candy bar filled with FUCK pellets. (sperm)

I filled your momma with large quantities of clusterfuck.

by Thomas Tank September 20, 2007

Clusterfuck

The combination of things one loves.

Guy 1: Dude! they took an ipod and a book and mashed it together!

Guy 2: What a clusterfuck!

by Empire Ants March 4, 2011