clophill

When there's a massive lump of puss on your balls

Dude I've got a massive clophill

Shit man that sucks

by Manight123 November 8, 2013

clone factor

Your clone factor is the total number of you (yourself and your clones) that would be needed to complete all of your tasks effectively.

After Mary quit due to the high work load, my boss handed me all of her duties to do in addition to my own. My clone factor is now at least 2.

by HydroChief March 15, 2014

Cloppenburg

Cloppenburg is the name of a doomsday devise that is currently being created by an ingenious, mad man, whose identity is yet to be specified. The U.S. government is well aware of it's existence and for reasons that are yet to be determined, they are funding this scientific experiment that could cause the end of the world. When the day comes of it's unleashment, people will say the words: Cloppenburg is upon us!" Before their inevitable demise. There is even a religion based on the sole existence of the doomsday and it's maker. They worship the doomsday from day to day, in hope they will be spared by what they believe to be the new god of the modern world.

CLOPPENBURG IS UPON US!

by HERELIESTRUTH June 22, 2016

Chopek Effect

When life is so simple, it becomes extremely difficult. Patients suffering from the "Chopek Effect", often show signs of discouragement, depression, and all around poor life choices.

Are you asking me a real question, or are you suffering from the Chopek Effect.

by skinnyguy55 October 1, 2016

clapefie

Clape is a bird and fie is outrage. Therefore Clapefie is an outraged bird. To go in the deeper meaning an individual who uses this word is like a free bird who has outraged and is determined to do something.

Clapefie is a good channel.

by ShadowNoob September 4, 2017

clones125

That stupid Australian cunt who sucks off the Directors of departments to get a freerank in Firestone.
If you're friends with him, you better stay away from him.

"Clones125"; Can also be used as a describing word meaning- 'a stupid faggot'

"Oh well you're a Clones125!"

by Stoke_RBLX April 23, 2018

Chope the chicken

Variation on choke the chicken. To engage in masturbation, while looking up women's skirts or looking at upskirt pics.

Named for Christopher Chope, British Member of Parliament, who opposed a law that sought to ban making upskirt photos and videos.

“What’s that old guy doing down there on the floor near the hockey team?”
“Oh he's just about to chope the chicken again.”

by Spangleburger June 16, 2018