Clitoris Shitoris

Part exclamation, part pick-up line, it is used to convince another of the benefits of sleeping with the speaker, or simply to give another a strong urge to sleep with the speaker. The appropriate response is always some variant of, "I want to sleep with you."

Rick: Clitoris Shitoris.
Mayur: Oh, I want to sleep with you.

by Jameson Hall April 8, 2007

clitoris

A non-existent yet highly lauded piece of the female anatomy allegedly part of a female's vagina. In reality, this word is derived from two latin words. 'Clit' from the latin name 'Clitus' - who was an over-sensitive and deceitful military commander belonging to the Macedonian nobility, and 'oris' - derrived from the latin word for mouth. The word developed because Clitus was very famous for speaking lies and exaggerating stories of his military victories (hence the 'oris' in the word. Since then 'Clitoris' evolved into a term that stood for a fabrication designed in order to deceive or trick. The name was picked up by an early feminist seeking to find ways to humiliate and belittle her male peers, and saw that the best way to do this was by pretending that there was a part of her body and a part of every woman's body that all men failed to stimulate, and so bring them to 'orgasm.' In this way, men are siultaneously made to look inferior to women (who supposedly can stimulate the 'clitoris') and feel a significant amount of shame and lack of self-worth. The word clitoris was created hand-in-hand with another myth, the female orgasm.

Why can you never stimulate my clitoris properly?

You're obviously a rubbish person if you can't find the clitoris.

Well I can find your penis, why can't you find my clitoris.

by Daniel Butler May 9, 2007

clitorosaurus

Someone who is extremely annoying and needs to get laid, yet will never get the opportunity.

"Tyler was being such a huge clitorosaurus yesterday that I wanted to punch him."

by ClitorosaurusRex May 23, 2009

clitoris

A small french tart that is considered a delicacy in remote african nations where mosquitos are rampant.

Kwame, would you please pass me some sugared clitoris?

"Sister Muwambeii, could you please make some raspberry clitoris for desert tonight??"

by Shaniqua Bodacious June 24, 2009

Clitoratti

(Clit-tor-ratti) 1. Used in reference to person's genitalia, only if that person is of questionable morality, who has had a great number of sexual partners. 2. Someone who enjoys having themselves photographed or videotaped during sex acts. 3. A play on words to the term "Glitteratti" but for porn stars, and whores, both Male and Female.

Scott spends so much time in front of the camera having sex, but he loves the "Clitoratti" snapping his picture.

by Tony B. Johnson February 4, 2010

clitoris

what? eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee

where is it, is this it? er....should you be bleeding like that?

by wnak February 16, 2005

clitoris

the first port of call maybe

however can you get past the clitoris and swim into the ocean? Jizz is the bizz if u like swimming, do you own a snorkel love!?

by Spurter December 9, 2008