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Certified Rizzler

A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.
Before getting married MRS Manzano rizzed MR Garo making her a certified Rizzler.

Her Rizz was so powerful she rizzed the whole school up making her a Certified Rizzler
by Elric July 22, 2024
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certified crashout

when Alexa gets blocked by her ex…
“Yo Alexa emailed her, texted her on text now, called her 160 times, cashapped her, sent letters in the mail, etc”

“damn she a certified crashout”
by mrs.crashdummy July 28, 2024
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Certified pedofile

Dude look at Mathew squires

Making fun of others yet he’s a certified pedofile.

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans community yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE not only that he’s on the Austin list beware watch out hide your kids man. Not to mention. Austin serial killer suspect list
Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans gender, yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE.
by 2pacsback1990 August 12, 2024
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Certified Aagster

A certified lover and loyal fan of the most glorious Aag4, owner of the precious Sky Kingdoms server—the best Minecraft server ever. These elite followers are known for their unwavering support, admiration, and dedication to Aag4 and the Sky Kingdoms community.
"I’ve been playing on Sky Kingdoms since day one, and I’m always first to defend Aag4’s honor in any debate—no doubt about it, I’m a certified aagster."
by notnutella August 19, 2024
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certified blox classic

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs
Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah
by jey kaweedo April 6, 2025
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Certified Nelson

A label used to describe an individual who performs a curated, stereotypical "country" lifestyle without any of the actual substance, labor, or financial backing associated with it.
Person A: "Man, look at the size of those tires on that rig."

Person B: "Please. Those wheels are 24s and he’s got rubber band tires. That thing couldn't handle a wet driveway. It’s Certified Nelson."

Person A: "Facts. Probably pays $1,200 a month for the loan and lives in his mom’s basement."
by the big RP February 10, 2026
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Certified Lover Boy

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A combination of toxic masculinity and acceptance of truth which is inevitably heartbreaking.
by Josiah’s wisdom August 24, 2025
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