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foul chuck 

(n) a person who is unpleasantly pungent and visually unclean. This person is foul by choice as they are not technically a homeless person. Almost always a friend of a friend who comes over and won't leave even after multiple subtle hints.
Man, Eddie brought over a total foul chuck yesterday. Even the dog left the room. I'm gonna have to febreeze the whole couch now.
foul chuck by lunaticmilkman December 1, 2010
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Rice Chucker 

A nonracist word that sounds racist to stupid people. Used mostly to figure out how stupid people are when it comes to racism.
At the wedding they had additional rice chuckers waiting outside for the bride and groom.
Rice Chucker by Rice chucker January 23, 2020

Bitch Chuckle

It finally has a name! You know when you’re in a conversation and someone says something stupid, arrogant, off putting, supposedly funny but not, or even if it’s something about a person you really give less than two fucks about and you just kinda chuckle?? Or it can even be a chuckle you have in a conversation whilst someone is bashing someone and you just totally agree! Yeah that’s a bitch chuckle!
Jim was talking to Mary about how no one showed up to Elizabeth’s party and Mary let out a bitch chuckle because, deep down, she knew how much everyone really hated Elizabeth!
Bitch Chuckle by Breeeezer February 19, 2020

Drum Chuck International

A competitive drum corps circuit designed exclusively for those who sport snap backs and walk with j-tot swagger.
Drum Chuck International is proud to present: Literally Any Drum Corps Show, under the direction of Charles Tiberius
Drum Chuck International by Splats November 19, 2021

snappin necks and cashin checks 

A phrase used to signify that someone is taking charge and getting shit done! The term is well known for being used in the movie Step Brothers!
James Bond: "FunDawn, did you put laughing gas in the HVAC system?"
FunDawn: "Heck yeah, I am snappin necks and cashin checks, kitties!"
or
Boss: We are snappin necks and cashin checks today kitties!
Crew: Shit yeah Boss, killin it today!

By Scanman, January 17, 2023

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.