Choad

a small but fat penis, most often found in fat people.

kayla:did you sleep with david
Tori: hell no he has a Choad!

by syn date rap April 1, 2008

Choadface

A person, usually male, who plays video games, dresses like a fag, acts like a virgin, might be on the virge of becoming bi or gay, and wants to have sex with his/her cousin.

Tommy: All that guys does is play Pokemon and doesn't even check out those girls.

Bill: He probably jerks off to gay animal porn too.

Tommy: He's such a Choadface!

by Braze13 April 24, 2010

Chago

Someone who does nothing or very little.

Dude, He is so chago that he didn't even hang out with his best friends on mischief night.

by Zck Brkn. April 16, 2008

choad

pepole people the word choad has buy one definition only one!
when a penis is wider than it is long
thats the only true definiton

derek cummings sfdahk

by halo2 May 10, 2005

bain choad

Hindi for sister fucker

Ravi Lacchman

by fucker October 22, 2003

face choad

the area of nothingness between your nose and your lips

i have a moustache in my face choad

by 1lemure September 25, 2008

choad monger

One who mongers the choad

Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.

by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003