Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016

Wild Chaperone

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play

My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!

by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016

the chaperone

When you masturbate into a puppet while it watches you.

I was feeling particularly lonely the other day and so I gave myself the chaperone.

by Single Cell Organism December 1, 2017

Dick Cheater

A guy who cheats on his woman, typically with somebody else who has a penis.

Man, Jake is a dick cheater!

by _jakedasnake June 4, 2018

cooter creaper

someone who will do anything for pussy; one who lurks around girls for some ass

rob keeps staring at my ass, he’s such a cooter creaper

by coots baby May 16, 2018

Faithful Cheater

A happily married person who is faithful to two lovers.

He's such a faithful cheater, he takes turns.

by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018

Big chlaper man

Bust so many that your balls are hollow

Hey big chlaper man,Imma make some apple huice with your mums pussy flaps

by Chaple June 16, 2019