Cheap Skimper

A general term used to describe the person at fault when an immediate gratification is not delivered according to plan.

A cheap skimper is the parent who wouldn't buy you a new toy, the week before Christmas (when you were 7). A cheap skimper is the co-worker who orders lunch with you; knows the food will be delivered and refuses to tip.

Me: "My fries aren't in the bag! I do NOT feel like going back there..."

You: "That cheap skimper!"

by CheapSkimper June 4, 2011

stacking jeeps cheap

Fucking another man in the back of a jeep

"Man I was stacking jeeps cheap Last night"

by Supermlgguy420 September 20, 2021

Cheap Sugar

Slang Beekeeper's use to describe sugar vs. the sweetness one gets from honey.

"anyone have a cheap sugar hookup? I think Aldi's was about the cheapest I've seen about $.39 a pound -TP

by secnewt March 12, 2021

Cheap

When you see someone so hot and what one would describe as milf material that you have to say something

“Look at Sarah’s clothes she looks so cheap”
“Yeah man she’s a future milf”

by Thatcheapbitch February 11, 2022

Cheap Fake

A newspeak term used by the mainstream media in an attempt to convince you that what you are seeing with your own eyes and ears isn't real, so that four years later they can make money off of books about how the public was deceived. (See Biden Presidency, See LA ICE Riots)

When Biden said on live TV during the national debate that he defeated Medicaid, this was a cheap fake that never really happened. Video footage of protestors burning cars while waving Mexican flags in LA were cheap fakes because they happened on a Saturday night and were broadcast on the Sunday news. Therefore there is no rioting in LA.

by PhreakStorm June 13, 2025

Cheap

Don’t buy TV’s at Walmart they’re cheap.

I bought a TV at Walmart last year thinking it was a smart TV that was actually good. It costs me round $600, but it was a cheap shitty TV compared to the Best Buy TV’s that actually work good & have more cool features for basically round the same price.

by XYXY December 29, 2020

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring, 3-6-2-4-3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Oh yeah
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, woo
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
(Done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
(Done dirt cheap)
Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds)
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Yeah

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

by Death Menace August 16, 2023