camera-jacked

The act of discretely stealing someone's phone, taking random pictures, and putting the phone back where you took it from. The unsuspecting victim will later find the camera-jacked photos while perusing through their photos. For maximum effect, hopefully the discovery occurs while trying to show legitimate photos with another person. Examples of camera jacked photos are: selfies, butts, or desecration of the victims personal hygiene products, like a picture of their toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

"Hi boss. I'm excited about this new promotion. Let me show you the cute pictures of my kids. What is this?!?! Why is there a picture of a hairy ass on my phone. Wait. I recognize that hairy ass. It's my husband's. He camera-jacked me again. Damn you, husband! Damn you!!!"

by JerBearGRR April 19, 2014

Cameraflage

The ability to look normal and take fantastic pictures, even in candid shots or cases of photobomb.

The inverse law applies, when someone quite attractive never takes a truly good picture.

Bob was really quite ugly, but he was skilled in cameraflage so he always looked good in group photos.

by Thor Conner April 21, 2015

chavera

The name of a thot

Usually last names johnson first chavera

by ggffjhtf May 31, 2015

chambray shirt

A button up denim shirt that is quintessential in any basic bitch's wardrobe

That chambray shirt looks great w your MK bag

by Baz June 12, 2016

camera snipe

to take someone's picture from a long distance, often without that person being aware of it

That group of people over there is trying to camera snipe me.

by icearrow43 May 24, 2016

camera snipe

To try and take someone's picture from a long distance, often without them knowing it

That group of people over there just camera sniped me.

by icearrow43 May 24, 2016

Camera Enthusiast

A person who likes to take photos but not skilfully. They might post about it on Instagram or get others to do it for them

Dumb idiot- Damn that Chris guy has a camera, he must be a photographer

Smart person- but he doesn't take good photos without over editing them. And his goods ones are taken by other people. So he's a camera enthusiast

by Christian Stone March 30, 2017