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Christian: Let's go hennn!
Eliza: CHRISTIAN YOU ARE SUCH A TRASH BOT!!!!!
A dumb person who has no respect for anybody else’s personal rights. Christian is a sweaty try hard at everything he does and yet he still finds a way to be the worst person there. Christian is the type of person to steal your girl. Well at least TRY to steal your girl with his dumb ass hair and dumb personality. Christian is the worst person to be friends with and even worse to be a boyfriend (If you even let him become your bf surprisingly). Christian go f yourself.
Michael:*being a god at basketball*
Christian: *sweating like a dumb pig*
Christian by Jeffafa January 22, 2020
My lil qt...someone you will love until the day you die.
Christian : Hi
Me : Hai qt
Christian by Kyahs March 28, 2020
christian is the funniest and coolest guy ever. if you ever need something just ask him. christian is very intelligent and lets you cheat off of him. christian always makes unfunny jokes that still somehow make you laugh (he laughs at everything). christian is the best friend anyone could ask for.
Guy 1: Hey remember Christian?
Guy 2: Oh yeah him, i love him
Guy 1: Well he won the nobel peace prize
christian by Tyrone And Chad September 3, 2020
Christian by joker4 September 13, 2020
1. A person believing that the Savior, Messiah, Christ, ect. has lived on earth, died, and risen.
2. An extrordinarliy cool boy, usually in love with music, adorable in his own sense but not traditionally handsome. very sweet, not much sense of self-worth. He likes to stare down the girls he likes, it is a little creepy but flattering all the same. tries to act like a gangster, and fails. rather perfect in every way.
1. I am a Christian, I believe in Jesus Christ.
2. Oh, Robby is such a Christian, he is humble.

Did you see the way he looks at her? Scary.

Sam was acting all ghetto, until we called him a Christian.
Christian by casper-girl April 12, 2009