Cattouse

v.: The act of being turned into roadkill by an onrushing vehicle or quarterback. Refers to the violent flattening of Sean Cattouse of Cal (who was Cattoused) by Andrew Luck of Stanford (who did the Cattousing).

1. Eww - that skunk in the middle of the road must have been Cattoused by an 18-wheeler.

2. (As a noun): I do like me some fricaseed Cattouse - the fresher the better.

by Dr. Vinnie Boombatz November 27, 2010

Cotton Eye

When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.

Damn bro, every time I blink this cotton eye makes my vision blurry!

by guitaristdito January 19, 2016

Turtle Catting

When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match

Holy shit why the hell can't I kill that bitch on the ground? He's Turtle Catting that's why

by Mr Pie007 February 17, 2010

cattoi

an individual who enjoys the outdoors

a cattoi is a person who enjoys hugging trees

by pappy ferrence September 11, 2007

cotton kleanexin

when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).

steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!

gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?

steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!

by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008

cotton bullets

Euphemism for tampons, primarily derived from the shape and material they are made from.

Don't mess with the missus this week, i accidentally spotted some cotton bullets in her handbag

by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

Cotton Shart

Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.

Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010