Calista

A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.

John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry

by poo_poo_pee_pee_ January 13, 2020

Callison

ALL THE SAMS ARE GAY SO IS VICTORY AND PARIS

“I’m sam callison the 3rd and I’m a fag”

by Charlie Damelio January 31, 2020

Candis

Similar to Joe, Candis is a phrase used in order to switch a person’s name to a vulgar phrase.

Bob: Candis really has a nice shirt.
Tyrone: Fool, who the hell is Candis?
Bob: Candis dick fit in your mouth?

Bob was then gangrapeed and killed by Tyrone’s hood.

by lord bobo July 29, 2020

Calisimp

Someone who simp for calisthenics gains

That guy only thinks about training, he's such a calisimp

by dicbiscuit69 October 31, 2020

calisexual

Calisexual is only being attracted to cali. Only one person named elle is calisexual.

Elle is calisexual

by slytheriddle December 31, 2020

calista

A calista is a group of rodents.

Hey, Josh! Did you see that calista of rats that just ran past us?

by dustah February 25, 2021

Candissending

1.Severe sense of superiority complex, with little regard to the cultural diversity of individuals.

2. Highly strung

You nagging me about sweeping the floor is very candissending

by Jolos April 14, 2021