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Canada's History

A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.
You got something on your lip there, eh?

Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History
by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.
Stephen Colbert witnessed Billy Ray Cyrus perform a Canada's History on John Edwards.
by Matty R GA February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.
Man: What do you know about Canada's History?
Woman: You're sick!
by MarkyStover February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a French-Canadian kisses a moose while anal-sexing a queen...
He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...
by Audiac February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.
I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.
by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010
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Canada's History

An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
My girlfriend and I are going to try Canada's History in bed tonight.
by BennyMatthew February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.
by LogicXX February 4, 2010
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