Calculism

The worshipping of calculus to the math god Mathius.

“My religion is calculism. I worship Mathius. The math god.”

by Hot _Garbage_87 August 11, 2022

Calpal

A big dick person who is the best at everything known to man. A.K.A the one who knocks!

Dude Calpal is so fucking cool.

by كالي#4757 November 23, 2022

Caltalog

A person who vanishes out of nowhere and makes jokes about the death of parents

"I'm about to pull a caltalog, on god"
"Anthony's mother is dead like my grandma LOL"

by DickBlister03 August 27, 2022

carcalicious

tasting like a carcass; a delicious tasting carcass

I had a dream where this cat was eating a rat's carcass, and the cat told me it was carcalicious.

by lightbulbsurgeon December 20, 2022

Callaly

A suffix to add emotion or surprise

Person 1: Bro, this is super cool!

Person 2: yeah, this is supercallaly cool!
Person 1: bro, why did you add callaly to super?
Person 2: to add more emotion!

by Aichaaa February 24, 2023

calculatty

A Grigger

That guy wishes he was calculatty.

by Gen talia March 23, 2023

Calculator Gremlins

The gremlins inside the calculator that solve the math problems

Texas Instruments has recently captured and employed 100,000 more calculator gremlins to entrap in the latest model of the TI-84+CE

by Cheeseburger America Man May 6, 2023