Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.

by Dr. Punarankatash December 11, 2010

Caddicarus

A hilarious YouTuber who makes reviews on video games. Especially Nintendo and PlayStation (2 of my favorite things).

He makes fun of Peppa Pig and reviews Phoenix Games.

Beaker's nose falls off

Caddicarus: CHRIST ON A BIKE!!!

by Maya Butreeks April 24, 2021

Taint Candy

When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.

Damn, that girl Jamie is all about eatin' some taint candy.

by derikjakob January 26, 2011

Hard Candy List

A list of individuals in bad standing with the Aryan Brotherhood. Individuals on the Hard Candy List are subject to removal.

OG Beaver: That piece of shit Bart Simpson is on the Hard Candy List!

Shamrock: Whad he do, cuz?

OG Beaver: That muthafucka was tellin'! And he's gonna catch a pluggin'!

by ZXY&ABC February 27, 2019

candyfloss

a type of food made primarily of sugar, often given at fairgrounds-also called "cotton candy"

by Lord and Lost September 13, 2003

Candy Mountain

A place where your dreams come true, a place where candy stretches as far as the eye can see, and a place where you get your kidney removed.

Got publicity from the famous Charlie the Unicorn video on youtube.

Unicorn 1:Hey Charlie lets go to Candy Mountain Charlie.
Charlie: What is the prairie on fire.

by Shark Attack 69 September 20, 2009

selling candy

Sweet talking a potential conquest or relationship.

She was trying to get me to take her home, selling candy all in my ear.

by D-Boizz January 17, 2008