by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019

by Family Cactus666 February 14, 2017

by Bellyham2000 August 28, 2009

by Aliciabreh January 3, 2016

My boyfriend is such a cactus, I feel like I'm rubbing up against sandpaper, I'd rather he just not shave at all!
by Cherry July 8, 2004

by PiggyBankFrank June 23, 2009

Another term used to describe when someone gives you the finger. Can be used to replace the word "fuck."
"Hey don't give me the cactus, I'll give it right back. In fact, I'll give you two."
"Cactus me! This is ridiculous!"
"Cactus me! This is ridiculous!"
by SloCal May 2, 2008
