Pain cropping

When a person lies about having a severe health issue that is extremely painful and full of suffering that they can never understand and how it effects them and their loved ones. They use it to get attention and sympathy from people. This includes cancer and ptsd

That asshole said he had cancer, did chemo and all but it was all fake and the records were forged. My mother battled it for 5 years and it was so much to go through. I don't like people pain cropping on something they never felt

by Cenobite777 March 22, 2024

Crop?

it literally is just commented on peoples video for no reason or for it considered funny

crop?

by ur gaeië March 30, 2022

Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.

Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"

by Mausie September 30, 2015

Crop crash

When you fart and someone walks into your fart, often unexpectedly. The opposite of crop dusting

I can’t believe the vice principal crop crashed Mr Pawlikowksi’s classroom. I bet it reeked!

by Keato88 February 28, 2024

harvesting the crops

slurping up crap

he was harvesting the crops in the washroom

by hello1213141516 November 28, 2018

Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.

Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.

by StumpyBob January 8, 2021

crop picking

To specifically target an individual or group for a fart based on reprisal

Lame ass group keeps playin mnm I'm crop picking these fools

by mcnazty May 29, 2023